Hi,
I'm Friday. I'm a pretty good sidekick with pretty good side flips. Maybe we can be friends? Maybe we can read comics? I can write you a story, we can make some allegories! I hope you like fun, it is way better than guns. Eat all your vegetables!
I look a lot like Robin if you close your eyes
This was a strange day to get a cool kid shirt in the mail. Or not. I mean, it’s Friday the 13th, so I guess I get a luck reversal round today. A triple reversal kickflip off of mediocrity and into my dreams. I came home from work and the package was in my tiny mail box downstairs, and it was like someone left a pile of fucking Pope hats for the Pope and he had a Pope hat competition the next day, hot god. This thing is huge. I underestimated a Men’s Medium. But it’s too late now. We’re in this for the long haul. I’m feeling pretty fucking matrimonial about this shirt. Take a look down by your foot. See that bottle? Stomp on that shit like it’s on fire. Bro, look in my eye. That be DEVOTION, sparklin’ like a visit from your fairy fuckin’ godmother. Shit be PURE AND TRUE. So I made the shirt a dress. Or some pajamas. Or a double functional dressjama. Better grab a pillow and hold the sides of your head before that sinks in and blows your mind. Anyway, I’m not the coolest looking kid but I got a cool kid shirt, so okay. Now I’ve got to go stop some newspapers from smothering someone.

This was a strange day to get a cool kid shirt in the mail.

Or not.

I mean, it’s Friday the 13th, so I guess I get a luck reversal round today. A triple reversal kickflip off of mediocrity and into my dreams. I came home from work and the package was in my tiny mail box downstairs, and it was like someone left a pile of fucking Pope hats for the Pope and he had a Pope hat competition the next day, hot god. This thing is huge. I underestimated a Men’s Medium. But it’s too late now. We’re in this for the long haul. I’m feeling pretty fucking matrimonial about this shirt. Take a look down by your foot. See that bottle? Stomp on that shit like it’s on fire. Bro, look in my eye. That be DEVOTION, sparklin’ like a visit from your fairy fuckin’ godmother. Shit be PURE AND TRUE. So I made the shirt a dress. Or some pajamas. Or a double functional dressjama. Better grab a pillow and hold the sides of your head before that sinks in and blows your mind.

Anyway, I’m not the coolest looking kid but I got a cool kid shirt, so okay.

Now I’ve got to go stop some newspapers from smothering someone.