gingerhaze:

That is a rolling pin in his apron, but he’s still happy to see you.

The facts are these:

Pushing Daisies left a hole in my heart (wholly unlike Vivian’s), and I was bummed knowing Ned and Chuck and Olive and Emerson would never go on another gumshoe adventure I’d see. So I did the mature lazy mature thing and got some tape and turned a very old dusty old Cinnamoroll into humble Pie-maker Ned and got him a Chuck.

I’m going to clean Ned all up and get him wagglier eyebrows, and then clean up the room. And then maybe do a little picture story end.

Here are three more facts:

1. “For most of the series, Ned wore a pair of black Converse Chucks. His love interest is, of course, Charlotte ‘Chuck’ Charles, who has worn a red pair, as well as a green pair, in other episodes.”
2. “Bryan Fuller told website AfterElton.com that the Coroner was gay and that he had planned to slowly reveal the character’s crush on Emerson Cod had the series continued.”
3. “Before the show was axed, Bryan Fuller stated that one of the things he wanted to do in the future was to have narrator Jim Dale appear on screen and reveal who was telling the story.”

GENTLEMEN

Did you choose these disguises yourselves?

These seemed like a good idea for blending in, did it?

Oh my God, you are both five.