I would normally take your sunglasses away and crush them with my bare hands for using that word so many times at once, but there are very few things in the world that deserve that sort of praise and JEEZLOUISUS that Beetle glows.
Instead, I’m saving that Deadpool cosplayer and Modern Heroes statue to my hard drive and posting some more Beetles. I should be working and you are making me look at all these men in spandex. People are going to think there are things wrong with me.
#there are some things not right with me