I'm Friday. I'm a pretty good sidekick with pretty good side flips. Maybe we can be friends? Maybe we can read comics? I can write you a story, we can make some allegories! I hope you like fun, it is way better than guns. Eat all your vegetables!
I am alive! Thank you for all the rescues and punches to those who deserved it! And keep that jar of excitement ready. I start my new job on the 9th and the 26th is when I get my first full paycheck!