Hi,
I'm Friday. I'm a pretty good sidekick with pretty good side flips. Maybe we can be friends? Maybe we can read comics? I can write you a story, we can make some allegories! I hope you like fun, it is way better than guns. Eat all your vegetables!
I look a lot like Robin if you close your eyes
Good gosh, you are going to break some Middlebones while busting those sweet moves.

Good gosh, you are going to break some Middlebones while busting those sweet moves.