April 2011
Apr 26th
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No One Die
Sometimes Every time I leave the house I think “no one die while I’m gone”. And that’s selfish in the face of how the universe works. People die every day. My handful of favorites are no less obliged to the mortal coil than anyone else’s. And the chaos that would ensue if my superpower was controlling the mortality of those around me—restringing these red...
Apr 26th
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“My brother and I used to play a game. I’d point to a chair. “THIS IS NOT A...”
– The History of Love, Nicole Krauss
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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spencer-astroguy-deactivated201 asked: I love I Kill Giants.
One of my favorite comics.
I Used to live around where it takes place.
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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To: The RIAA
To: The RIAA Re: A job! Thank you for taking the time to review my resume. It outlines the fifteen years of law enforcement experience at my disposal, and my many awards and honors accrued in that time. You do good work, at the RIAA, but if you’ll pardon my frankness, you are a joke to the very pirates you should be terrorizing. I can teach you how to deal with those punks who thumb their...
Apr 25th
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I missed the restock! Oh, Dave shirt. I’ll never have you. Why can’t I be tall like this Chrisi lady? Then I could have you. Why. Why was I cursed to be forever 5’0”? Updonk: Oh well! I am gonna deal with it and share my Easter candy and be totally rad with a shirt that’s a Men’s Medium and have piggy back rides with Lita and be a good wholesome influence all...
Apr 25th
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